I like the way short myspace layouts that are all white in the middle look but I like to make my own layouts. I can't find any generators that make short layouts so if you know of any, let me knolike you myspace layoutsw.
there called default layouts.
you can get them at:
www.hot-lyts.com
www.static-layouts.com
www.myspacelyts.com
and more.
and on google just look up
myspace layotu generator.
it shoullike you myspace layoutsd be the first one
check out http://mobsterslayouts.com for tweaks and generators.....
Try out
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
stop hiccupsStop hiccups?
seriously...how can you stop them? any particular remedy that works for you? tell me! i hate hiccups
holding breath ranodmly actually works because hiccups just relaease foreign gases due to a off track breathing system
This always works for me to stop hiccups. Place either a spoon,folk,or a knife in a glass of water and drink as much of the water that you can,using your thumb to hold your the spoon,folk,or knife.That should do it, Let me know if it works for you.
Haha, Okay i know a few ( :, ill tell you.. Okay One way is, If you get them: 1) Hold your breath, for a little bit, than it will go away..
2) Chug down a bottle of water :p, that works, if not the first time than do it agian it will go..
( : good luck, if i knew more i'd tell you them(-:
(Ty)
pickle juice
seriously, it works like a charm. the hiccups are gone instantly. all you have to do is drink a half a mouthful. if that much doesn't do it for you, trystop hiccups some more.
The two that seem to work the best for me are as follows:
1) Close your eyes, while sitting, and gently place your finger tips over your eyelids. Stay like this for a minute, give or take.
2) Fill a glass with water (all the way) and drink from the opposite side of the rim so you kinda have to go upside down to do it.
Drink water upside down. Stand up put your mouth on the opposite side of the glass, bend over and drink.
lemon juice is supposed to work good. Ive never heard of the pickle juice, have to try that :)
sneezing or vomiting is the only guaranteed solution that I have found to cure my hiccups.
press behind your ears, do deep breathing, eat a spoonful of sugar or honey, or press in between your navel and chest
Works every time..........get a glass of water and take small sips and swallow them quickly one after another. After about swallows they should be gone. This beat the other advice which has you standing on your head and shaking your legs!
Hiccups are caused by a spasm of the diaphragm.
The best stop hiccupsway to release the spasm is to relax. All the drinking water upside down etc. is old wives tales and if it works its just coincidence.
If you have them often its probably because you have a trace element deficiency, particularly magnesium.
Lie down flat and place your hands over your diaphragm and hold your breath. This may break an episode. Drinking water may help as well, not ice cold though.
Get some Angostura Bitters....this is a highly concentrated food and beverage flavoring made from natural herbs and spices. They can usually be found at a higher-end liquor store. Take a slice of lemon, coat it with sugar, then douse it with the bitters. Suck on the lemon. Bitters have been known as a great way to cure hiccups.
-Hold your breath as long as possible, and then gradually exhale. This is the simplest remedy for hiccups.
-For recurring hiccups, suck small pieces of fresh ginger.
For more details see below source:
Lime juice works! Go to your liquor store and take a shot or two of it.
holding breath ranodmly actually works because hiccups just relaease foreign gases due to a off track breathing system
This always works for me to stop hiccups. Place either a spoon,folk,or a knife in a glass of water and drink as much of the water that you can,using your thumb to hold your the spoon,folk,or knife.That should do it, Let me know if it works for you.
Haha, Okay i know a few ( :, ill tell you.. Okay One way is, If you get them: 1) Hold your breath, for a little bit, than it will go away..
2) Chug down a bottle of water :p, that works, if not the first time than do it agian it will go..
( : good luck, if i knew more i'd tell you them(-:
(Ty)
pickle juice
seriously, it works like a charm. the hiccups are gone instantly. all you have to do is drink a half a mouthful. if that much doesn't do it for you, trystop hiccups some more.
The two that seem to work the best for me are as follows:
1) Close your eyes, while sitting, and gently place your finger tips over your eyelids. Stay like this for a minute, give or take.
2) Fill a glass with water (all the way) and drink from the opposite side of the rim so you kinda have to go upside down to do it.
Drink water upside down. Stand up put your mouth on the opposite side of the glass, bend over and drink.
lemon juice is supposed to work good. Ive never heard of the pickle juice, have to try that :)
sneezing or vomiting is the only guaranteed solution that I have found to cure my hiccups.
press behind your ears, do deep breathing, eat a spoonful of sugar or honey, or press in between your navel and chest
Works every time..........get a glass of water and take small sips and swallow them quickly one after another. After about swallows they should be gone. This beat the other advice which has you standing on your head and shaking your legs!
Hiccups are caused by a spasm of the diaphragm.
The best stop hiccupsway to release the spasm is to relax. All the drinking water upside down etc. is old wives tales and if it works its just coincidence.
If you have them often its probably because you have a trace element deficiency, particularly magnesium.
Lie down flat and place your hands over your diaphragm and hold your breath. This may break an episode. Drinking water may help as well, not ice cold though.
Get some Angostura Bitters....this is a highly concentrated food and beverage flavoring made from natural herbs and spices. They can usually be found at a higher-end liquor store. Take a slice of lemon, coat it with sugar, then douse it with the bitters. Suck on the lemon. Bitters have been known as a great way to cure hiccups.
-Hold your breath as long as possible, and then gradually exhale. This is the simplest remedy for hiccups.
-For recurring hiccups, suck small pieces of fresh ginger.
For more details see below source:
Lime juice works! Go to your liquor store and take a shot or two of it.
why do i love uWhen a girl asks why do u love me what do u answer. please help?
e.g -my girlfriend asked me this yesterday. im still avoiding answering it. i have answered it a few times before but she never seems satisfied. i am tongue tied this time.. please help :D
http://hitslikeyou.com/
the truth and nothing but the truth
You can tell you love her because whenever your with her your heart beats really fast.. and whenever you think of her it brings a smile to your face!
hope this helps :)
If you can't answer this pretty easily. Then you don't love her. Reasons should just come flowing.
warning!! do nt giv an lecture on her or on her beauty or etc etc..
jst tell ur really special why do i love ufor me!!
Convey honestly whatever your feelings towards your gf.
I do not know ... strikes me as something that a woman could ask for very young and insecure. And 'certainly a question that I asked some young people are poor, many years ago.
That might mean _really_ is, "Do you still love me tomorrow - next week - next month -? Next year" and you are right - when a person feels the need for this question, the answer is almost always: "No."
It should come from your heart not from our heart :D if u luv her truely their shouldn't be any prob in saying why u luv her..!
Answer from your heart,why do i love u if your actually in love what you say will be fine.
yes its pretty difficult to answer this question if love somebody by your heart. See true love can never be created, its happens just like that, there no reason behind it. May be she is also in dilemma that why she loves you.
Because every morning i wake up and your the first thing on my mind. Every night right in the moment where im about to fall asleep i imagine im cuddling with you while you lay your head on my chest and we fall asleep in each others arms. Thats why I love you baby girl.
Thats wat my bf sent me lol
http://hitslikeyou.com/
the truth and nothing but the truth
You can tell you love her because whenever your with her your heart beats really fast.. and whenever you think of her it brings a smile to your face!
hope this helps :)
If you can't answer this pretty easily. Then you don't love her. Reasons should just come flowing.
warning!! do nt giv an lecture on her or on her beauty or etc etc..
jst tell ur really special why do i love ufor me!!
Convey honestly whatever your feelings towards your gf.
I do not know ... strikes me as something that a woman could ask for very young and insecure. And 'certainly a question that I asked some young people are poor, many years ago.
That might mean _really_ is, "Do you still love me tomorrow - next week - next month -? Next year" and you are right - when a person feels the need for this question, the answer is almost always: "No."
It should come from your heart not from our heart :D if u luv her truely their shouldn't be any prob in saying why u luv her..!
Answer from your heart,why do i love u if your actually in love what you say will be fine.
yes its pretty difficult to answer this question if love somebody by your heart. See true love can never be created, its happens just like that, there no reason behind it. May be she is also in dilemma that why she loves you.
Because every morning i wake up and your the first thing on my mind. Every night right in the moment where im about to fall asleep i imagine im cuddling with you while you lay your head on my chest and we fall asleep in each others arms. Thats why I love you baby girl.
Thats wat my bf sent me lol
funny witty quotesWhat are some witty or funny quotes for senior shirts?
It's for when juniors rush and we have cute shirts with sayings on them that end with class of 2010. An example of an okay one last year was "it's our time to shine in '09"
“The philosophy of the school room in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next.” - Abraham Lincoln
“My motto - sans limites.” - Isadora Duncan
“Learn taciturnity and let that be your motto!” - Robert Burns
“My new motto is: When you're through changing, you're through.” - Martha Stewart
“Although we are still working hard to round out the class of 2010, this group has a mix of speed, size and tremendous athleticism.” - Wayne Hicks
“The two most important requirements for major success are: first, being in the right place at the right time, and second, doing something about it” - Ray Kroc
“Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success” - Napoleon Hill
“Try and faifunny witty quotesl, but don't fail to try.” - Stephen Kaggwa
FUNNY & WITTY QUOTES -
“My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.” - Ashleigh Brilliant
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.” - Mae West
“The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time” - Friedrich Nietzsche
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” - Oscar Wilde
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.” - Rodney Dangerfield
“The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it's a waste of time.” - Gerard Way
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” - Drew Carey
“I am the only person in thfunny witty quotese world I should like to know thoroughly.” - Oscar Wilde
“I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.” - Oscar Wilde
“One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.” - Oscar Wilde
“I have nothing to declare except my genius.” - Oscar Wilde
Besides, you'll get thousands of funny quotes here -
Here are the sources -
Quotesdaddy.com/quote/59255/ashleigh-b…
Jo W: Another "Best Answer" resulting from a lazy Quotesdaddy entry AND your scheme that gets you 13 AUTOMATIC VOTES without regard to what your answer is. Your drive to be seen as clever is greater than your will to be fair. Try playing ethically. The way you do it now is shameful.
--RetroRay
“The philosophy of the school room in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next.” - Abraham Lincoln
“My motto - sans limites.” - Isadora Duncan
“Learn taciturnity and let that be your motto!” - Robert Burns
“My new motto is: When you're through changing, you're through.” - Martha Stewart
“Although we are still working hard to round out the class of 2010, this group has a mix of speed, size and tremendous athleticism.” - Wayne Hicks
“The two most important requirements for major success are: first, being in the right place at the right time, and second, doing something about it” - Ray Kroc
“Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success” - Napoleon Hill
“Try and faifunny witty quotesl, but don't fail to try.” - Stephen Kaggwa
FUNNY & WITTY QUOTES -
“My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.” - Ashleigh Brilliant
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.” - Mae West
“The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time” - Friedrich Nietzsche
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” - Oscar Wilde
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.” - Rodney Dangerfield
“The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it's a waste of time.” - Gerard Way
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” - Drew Carey
“I am the only person in thfunny witty quotese world I should like to know thoroughly.” - Oscar Wilde
“I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.” - Oscar Wilde
“One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.” - Oscar Wilde
“I have nothing to declare except my genius.” - Oscar Wilde
Besides, you'll get thousands of funny quotes here -
Here are the sources -
Quotesdaddy.com/quote/59255/ashleigh-b…
Jo W: Another "Best Answer" resulting from a lazy Quotesdaddy entry AND your scheme that gets you 13 AUTOMATIC VOTES without regard to what your answer is. Your drive to be seen as clever is greater than your will to be fair. Try playing ethically. The way you do it now is shameful.
--RetroRay
dirty jokes funny storiesFunny dirty jokes/stories?
i want some funny dirty jokes a can say around my friends or a story? or maybe something just for me to read? any good dirty stories? thanks (:
Little boy blue
hey, he needed the money...
(it's an edited version of an old nursery rhyme)
Chuck Norris, Mr.T, and Justin Bieber were caught speeding and were pulled over by a cop. The cop said he would not arrest them, if when he measured their penis's, it added up to 21 inches. So the cop measures each of their penis's. Chuck Norris was 10 inches, Mr.T was 10 inches, and Justin Bieber was 1 inch. Since they all added up to 21 inches, the cop leaves without arresting them and they get back in their car.
Chuck Norris: "You all better be glad I have a 10 inch penis"
Mr.T: "You all better be glad I have a 10 inch penis"
Justin Bieber: "You better be glad I had a b*ner!!!"
These jokes make me laugh so much hope they do to to you :D
Jokes come from other users who posted hilarious jokes on Yahoo! Answers
While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.
Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.
A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, "Please, sir, may we have our teacher back...?"
Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it.
While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS. When the friends leave the son asks, 'Dad, you are dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?'
The father replies, 'I don't want them screwing your mother after I'm gone!'
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" dirty jokes funny storieshe asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
Three men walk into a cave, and hear a voice from the back.
"I'm coming to get you! And I'm going to eat you!"
The first man runs away.
They hear the voice again.
"I'm getting closer! And I'm going to eat you!"
The second man runs away.
The voice comes once more.
"I've nearly got you! And I'm going to eat you!"
The last man bravely walks on.
And at the very back of the cave, he finds a small boy picking his nose.
A man went into the public toilets to relieve himself. The first cubicle was in use, so he went into the next one. As he took down his trousers, he heard a voice from the other cubicle.
"Hey, hows it going?"
Not wanting to be rude, he replied, "Not too bad thanks."
A few seconds later, he heard the voice again.
"What are you up to?"
Somewhat reluctantly, he replied, "Having a quick sh*t, what about you?"
He heard the voice again.
"Hold on, I'm going to have to call you back. There's some wise a.ss in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say!!
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Shelly. Shelly was very girly and liked wearing pretty skirts. She wore skirts every day.
One day at school, a young boy named Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym. So Shelly did.
When Shelly got home, she told her mom about her day, and included the part about the jungle gym.
"Shelly, don't do that. He might just be trying to look at your underwear." said her mother.
What the big deal was, Shelly didn't understand.
The next day Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym again. So she did.
Shelly again told her mother about her day, including the jungle gym moment.
"Didn't I tell you, young lady?" fumed her mother. "He just wants to see your underwear!"
"But Mommy, I tricked him," said Shelly. "Today I didn't wear any underwear!"
A guy walks into the bar and the white bartender says, we don't serve colored people .
The man replies, I don't understand why you white people call us colored because :
When I born, I black.
When I grow up, I black.
When I go in sun, I black.
When I cold, I black.
When I scared, I black.
When I sick, I black.
And when I die, I still black.
You white folks
When you born, you pink.
When you gdirty jokes funny storiesrow up, you white.
When you go in sun, you red.
When you cold, you blue.
When you scared, you yellow.
When you sick, you green.
When you bruised, you purple.
And when you die, you gray.
There was a red man and a green man the red man invites the green man over to dinner while cooking dinner the red man goes to freshen up a bit in the shower but the green man comes early while the red man was in the shower he heard the door so put a towel around him and answered it but as he opened it a big gust of wind came and blew the towel away... the green man ran across the road and got hit by a bus. The moral of the story is don't cross the road when the red man is flashing!
Source(s):
Users on Yahoo! Answers that posted jokes. These are jokes that I have personally liked.
guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and placed the same order for drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said "Darn! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
"Yeah, my wife..."
there was an old man on a nude beach and for some reason a little girl walks by and so the man grabs a newspaper to cover his wang wang, the little girl asks whats under there? he said its a birdie so he was starting to get tired so he went to sleep. than he woke up in the hospital in tremendous pain..he asked the doctors what happened and they said idk and then they asked him what was the last thing he remembered doing and he said talking to this little girl and so they asked her what happened and she said i went to pet the birdie but it spit on me so i broke its neck, burnt its nest, and killed its 2 babies
How do you find an old man in the dark?
It isn't hard.
Roses are red
Pickles are green
I love your legs
and what's between
:D
What is cheaper than a date?
A rubber glove.
how do you dress a di....kk?
put a condom on it.
Little boy blue
hey, he needed the money...
(it's an edited version of an old nursery rhyme)
Chuck Norris, Mr.T, and Justin Bieber were caught speeding and were pulled over by a cop. The cop said he would not arrest them, if when he measured their penis's, it added up to 21 inches. So the cop measures each of their penis's. Chuck Norris was 10 inches, Mr.T was 10 inches, and Justin Bieber was 1 inch. Since they all added up to 21 inches, the cop leaves without arresting them and they get back in their car.
Chuck Norris: "You all better be glad I have a 10 inch penis"
Mr.T: "You all better be glad I have a 10 inch penis"
Justin Bieber: "You better be glad I had a b*ner!!!"
These jokes make me laugh so much hope they do to to you :D
Jokes come from other users who posted hilarious jokes on Yahoo! Answers
While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.
Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.
A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, "Please, sir, may we have our teacher back...?"
Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it.
While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS. When the friends leave the son asks, 'Dad, you are dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?'
The father replies, 'I don't want them screwing your mother after I'm gone!'
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" dirty jokes funny storieshe asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
Three men walk into a cave, and hear a voice from the back.
"I'm coming to get you! And I'm going to eat you!"
The first man runs away.
They hear the voice again.
"I'm getting closer! And I'm going to eat you!"
The second man runs away.
The voice comes once more.
"I've nearly got you! And I'm going to eat you!"
The last man bravely walks on.
And at the very back of the cave, he finds a small boy picking his nose.
A man went into the public toilets to relieve himself. The first cubicle was in use, so he went into the next one. As he took down his trousers, he heard a voice from the other cubicle.
"Hey, hows it going?"
Not wanting to be rude, he replied, "Not too bad thanks."
A few seconds later, he heard the voice again.
"What are you up to?"
Somewhat reluctantly, he replied, "Having a quick sh*t, what about you?"
He heard the voice again.
"Hold on, I'm going to have to call you back. There's some wise a.ss in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say!!
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Shelly. Shelly was very girly and liked wearing pretty skirts. She wore skirts every day.
One day at school, a young boy named Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym. So Shelly did.
When Shelly got home, she told her mom about her day, and included the part about the jungle gym.
"Shelly, don't do that. He might just be trying to look at your underwear." said her mother.
What the big deal was, Shelly didn't understand.
The next day Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym again. So she did.
Shelly again told her mother about her day, including the jungle gym moment.
"Didn't I tell you, young lady?" fumed her mother. "He just wants to see your underwear!"
"But Mommy, I tricked him," said Shelly. "Today I didn't wear any underwear!"
A guy walks into the bar and the white bartender says, we don't serve colored people .
The man replies, I don't understand why you white people call us colored because :
When I born, I black.
When I grow up, I black.
When I go in sun, I black.
When I cold, I black.
When I scared, I black.
When I sick, I black.
And when I die, I still black.
You white folks
When you born, you pink.
When you gdirty jokes funny storiesrow up, you white.
When you go in sun, you red.
When you cold, you blue.
When you scared, you yellow.
When you sick, you green.
When you bruised, you purple.
And when you die, you gray.
There was a red man and a green man the red man invites the green man over to dinner while cooking dinner the red man goes to freshen up a bit in the shower but the green man comes early while the red man was in the shower he heard the door so put a towel around him and answered it but as he opened it a big gust of wind came and blew the towel away... the green man ran across the road and got hit by a bus. The moral of the story is don't cross the road when the red man is flashing!
Source(s):
Users on Yahoo! Answers that posted jokes. These are jokes that I have personally liked.
guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and placed the same order for drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said "Darn! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
"Yeah, my wife..."
there was an old man on a nude beach and for some reason a little girl walks by and so the man grabs a newspaper to cover his wang wang, the little girl asks whats under there? he said its a birdie so he was starting to get tired so he went to sleep. than he woke up in the hospital in tremendous pain..he asked the doctors what happened and they said idk and then they asked him what was the last thing he remembered doing and he said talking to this little girl and so they asked her what happened and she said i went to pet the birdie but it spit on me so i broke its neck, burnt its nest, and killed its 2 babies
How do you find an old man in the dark?
It isn't hard.
Roses are red
Pickles are green
I love your legs
and what's between
:D
What is cheaper than a date?
A rubber glove.
how do you dress a di....kk?
put a condom on it.
carrie underwood amazonCarrie Underwood shirts?
Not too long ago, I was at a Carrie Underwood concert. I would like to get the t-shirt that you can get at one of her concerts ( its black, has a pic of her on the front, and says Carrie UNderwood live 2006 on back.) I tried tocarrie underwood amazon get one on ebay, with little luck. Any other ideas? I also tried Amazon I'm looking for Small or M woman's
You're looking in the right places. So the only suggestion is to see if she has a website.
All Carrie Underwood Fancarrie underwood amazons check out my Carrie Underwood Fan Site!!
You might try going to cmt.com and go to the merchandise section they have merchandise for all of the singers.
You're looking in the right places. So the only suggestion is to see if she has a website.
All Carrie Underwood Fancarrie underwood amazons check out my Carrie Underwood Fan Site!!
You might try going to cmt.com and go to the merchandise section they have merchandise for all of the singers.
wander about definitionWhat are some of your favorite Atheist contradictions?
Okay, they don't need any proof to swallow what it is they believe. And yet they deny that emphatically. So therefore they are in denial about something they have no clue of; that's not scientific.
So while they are espousing Atheism, they admit to being unscientific ( ipso facto), and therefore illogical to the Methods of Science. It's obviously important to them, many are here every single day preaching it.
They attribute logic to other things perhaps, but by definition they are irrational and faithful to their beliefs of God's existence.
I would not ask for logic from a people who are by definition wandering away from the very precepts they attest to, and yet living in the conflict of their own denial.
You cannot get a rational answer from such a person whose demeanor is set so deep in denial. They will rationalize their answers; some by avoiding the question, and some by denying the charge.
My favorite atheist contradiction is that they exist, but don't really have a valid explanation as to how or why. Even if you give them enough rope to accept their reason as to HOW they got here, ask them WHY? What is the meaning of life?
Most Christians can simply answer because God wanted a family. But WHY for atheists? What is the meaning of life to atheists?
John , regardless of how true or realistic those answers are.
tuberoot - while I am agnostic, and not a dedicated atheist, I can say that your view of atheists is quite misguided (though I was aware of that as soon as I read your "question"). I would absolutely love to believe that there is a heaven, that there is more to experience, after death...
...But there is zero evidence for it. In fact, the laws of nature kind of oppose the notion. So I just don't know, and I accept that I don't know. I have hopes, but I keep them realistic. I don't commit ideas to belief out of desperation, just because I like the way they sound.
Go to bed, Bible-thumper!! There's church tomorrow.
You really get off asking these questions, don't you? It's quite sad, really.
Anything we say here will be ridiculed or ignored by you, so there's no point in really giving you a serious answer. Yes, I am "avoiding the question" because to do otherwise would be pointless.
To the first answerer, it speaks volumes that you "needed" someone to put others down. It's sad that you need that to feel better about yourself.
You just made that up, didn't you?
Funny drivel.
*Okay, they don't need any proof to swallow what it is they believe. And yet they deny that emphatically. So therefore they are in denial about something they have no clue of; that's not scientific.
On the contrary, we don't believe because we have no proof. If there were proof, we would believe. Doing and not doing aren't the same sort of thing.
*So while they are espousing Atheism, they admit to being unscientific ( ipso facto), and therefore illogical to the Methods of Science. It's obviously important to them, many are here every single day preaching it.
Disproven in the previous statement. But we're 'preaching' reason so as to avoid a fundamentalist state, and to get the word out that religious thinking can be dangerous thinking.
The rest of it is based on the same faulty premise. Seriously, buddy, just take a step back. Stop believing in God and Christianity for six minutes while you digest the facts, and you'll see we're right.
Like atheists, you do not believe in the existence of Vishnu, Ganesh, Ra, Osiris, Zeus, Aphrodite, Cthulu, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Invisible Pink Unicorns. I don't either, but I place supreme faith in my Magic 8 Ball, and I expect that you should respect my faith. Let's run those Zarathustrians out of town, together!
That was an exceptional post! Thanks and God bless you for it!
This is serious business and i think Atheist need to reevaluate there moral compass.. They are very mean-spirited, evil and i might add rude..... Could you expect anything less, every breathe they take is a Sin.
Atheist contradictions? Well aren't you the pot calling the kettle black...and slandering anyone who isn't as blind and ignorant as you...how sad. Easier for you to mindlessly shoot your mouth off than to engage in a debate with any amount of substance, is it?
No proof? I hate to break it to you, but there's plenty of proof supporting evolution. Ignoring it (or more likely, claiming that it's impossible because you don't understand it) won't make it go away.
"In denial about something they have no clue of"...complete and utter gibberish. Stringing insulting words together does not a valid argument make, my friend.
Why don't you explain to me what these atheist contradictions are, and why you feel that your religion is one of such great virtue? Until you manage that, all you're doing is blathering.
Added: Oh? Tell me, was it difficult to put the shoe on the other foot, with your head that far up your @$$?
Rudy: Well, since someone finally bothered to post actual contradictions...
The first one you provided was not a contradiction. And as far as I can see, if what you meant to say was that they get angry at Christians for trying to convert them, then try to convert the Christians, there is fault on both sides, and the contradiction is by no means limited to atheists. After all, the Christians were the ones insisting that others believe as they do, in the first place. (Not that two wrongs make a right, I’m just saying that the offense in question is not limited to atheists.)
Not bothering to capitalize God’s nawander about definitionme does not compare to some of the spelling and grammar errors I’ve seen, more commonly from Christians than from atheists. Though to be fair, I have seen atheists who’ve made some rather atrocious errors, as well. Not surprisingly. It is as ignorant to say that you know there is no God as it is to say that you know there is one.
And if you’re not paying attention in science class, fine. Your loss. Yes, the Big Bang Theory is a theory. But unlike religion, it’s got evidence supporting it. That doesn’t make it a fact. Hell, I myself think they jumped the gun, on that one. It’s possible, but we don’t know nearly enough to say that that’s definitely how it happened. But like I said. Evidence. Real evidence. (Maybe all that not paying attention has rendered you unable to tell the difference between an educated guess and a random, irrational one.) That’s what science is all about. The search for truth. And next time you feel like criticizing it, try praying for light instead of using a light switch. Or pray yourself online, instead of turning on your computer. That’s the difference between science and religion. Science works.
Added: I see you've added more...well, now you're just getting ridiculous. The year is the year. It doesn't matter that it was based on religious beliefs. Some of us may not believe in Christianity, but that doesn't mean we don't believe in time. It's the year 2007. I can say that I believe the reason it is that year, is largely due to a myth, but that doesn't change the fact that our society has accepted it as the current year.
And Christmas? Don't make me laugh. You Christians stole that holiday from the pagans. There's plenty of debate about what time of the year Jesus was born, and it probably wasn't December 25. Ever wonder why Christmas and Easter are so close to the winter solstice, and vernal equinox, respectively? Pagan holidays. Until a bunch of Christians came along, and said, "We like what you're doing, we're going to steal it, and make it about Jesus." You've got no more right to celebrate it than any atheists. If you can take pagan holidays for whatever purpose you want, we can just as well use the same holidays for our own purposes. Unless you celebrate Christmas without decorating a tree or buying gifts, I wouldn't start to talk about other people contradicting themselves.
I'd take a look in the mirror, before talking about hypocrisy.
Try switching on the other brain cell
Atheism like Theism is a belief which needs no justification nor have any justification.
I assume you are not a Christian, because there is little instruction. Jesus ask his disciples to teach all nations, not to convert everyone. Jesus also taught that when you encounter non belief, you simply more on.
Answer: Christians are followers of Christ; they teach what Jesus taught them. Jesus never criticize atheists, so why are you>
yet you still believe in a book where donkeys and burning bushes talk.....
Oh the irony!
Well, i would like some proof that supports the statements in this rant.
Edit
"Are you sure you want to admit to being an Atheist after saying that?! lol"
I fail to grasp the meaning of that statement. I don't believe in god, therefore i am an atheist, it is as simple as that.
Edit
"doesn't necessarily mean that they are ranting"
It still looks like a rant to me.
CAN'T YOU DO BETTER THEN THAT????
lamo
You nailed it. This is a great example of their circular and faulty thinking.
They deny each piece of scientific evidence for creation on the grounds that it can't be true in the face of the "overwhelming" evidence to the contrary. They do this with each piece independently, and then declare there is no scientific evidence for creation. This is the same argument they use to keep a lot of it out of scientific journals (controlled by evolutionists) and then they claim we never publish anything in scientific journals.
Another one, I love how they view Creation as appealing to the miraculous, but then they believe in the Big Bang..with....no...apparent....cause? They never answer the question of what caused it. Their beliefs are require a LOT more faith in the miraculous than Creation does.
Wow, you're logic and reasoning are so bad they aren't even wrong. Congrats!
Here's another one for you: You are highly defensive. Your rebuttal? Deny it and prove me right. Admit it and I'm still right.
Here we go again.What is logical and rational about believing in gods,god,or goddesses?You fail to give us one scintilla of evidence for even a theory of deity or deities. How is that scientific? Please tell us about the scientific method and how it applies to proving there is a supreme being.
I have to agree with Phoenix. Let's see you prove him wrong.
Hateful atheist? Wow ,your question/rant was hateful!
Whaaa? Isn't this the same thing Atheist's say about Christian contradictions?
I haven't seen a rational answer from a Christian when face with the same question.
You entire post is based on the false assumption there is a scientific reason to consider the belief in a higher power:
The problem is, there is no scientific reason whatsoever to believe in a higher power.
Science explains the physical Universe around us. Faith in religion explains the existence of beings that are not part of the physical Universe.
Since the existence of God can never be proved scientifically, God can only exist in the minds of the religious who choose to embrace such beliefs.
The onus is not on me to prove God doesn't exist. The onus is on you to prove such a mythical being exist, since it is beyond the ability for science to answer.
Using your logwander about definitionic:
I can claim mole people live underneath my house and even though I cannot prove their existence scientifically, it would be up to everyone to prove they don't exist, simply because I make the claim.
Simply claiming the existence of something, doesn't make it fact. You need to provide empirical evidence to prove it's existence.
I find that some atheists actually really understand what the Bible is saying better than some Christians do and still refuse to accept what it says to be one of the greatest contradiction.
You're getting as bad as chosen by grace, just a thoughtless troll ranting on and on.
As to your question it is so fallacious it is not worth answering.
Was your reasoning inspired by God? It could be an addendum to the Bible itself! Perhaps you should wear a potato sack and walk around saying you are the new messiah.
Please find a contradiction in this:
Ethics is the branch of philosophy that studies the good. Once you know what the good is, you can form a moral code.
Religious ethics teaches that God tells us what the good is. You are moral if you follow what God tells you, even if it is irrational or if it contradicts reality.
In a rational philosophy the good is defined as everything that helps you to live and improve your life, without damaging someone else's life.
From this concept you get a rational moral code. In this code of morality, evil is everything that impedes you to live or detracts from your living better. This is how a thief commits an evil action because it detracts from someone's life.
Reason is the only tool that allows us to distinguish the real from the unreal, the true from the false, the just from the unjust, and the moral from the immoral.
We know that bad men do evil. But for good men to do evil, it takes faith!
There is no logical contradiction to not believing the obvious lies of religions. It takes a huge amount of denial to actually read the bible or koran and then pretend its not nonsense.
There was another member of this forum who told me that he believed in evolution, and said that there was scientific proof that existed that suggests that we evolved from some sort of alien life form...he also stated that he wholeheartedly believes in ghosts, and also other life in outer-space! Well....you can only imagine what my response back to him was....I mean....my being a christian and all!! Poor lost soul ) :
It boggles the imagination why one would believe in ghosts, but yet have no belief in "life after death" in heaven!
They say that life came from non living matter. When I say life came from a rock makes no sense, they say I dont understand evolution. And, they never claimed that life came from a rock.
I move my hand in front of my face and look at it. I think, how did I do that? I have a brain with a bundle of nerves running from it to my hand. But I wanted to move my hand. This is odd, I don't understand. I'm just matter. I'm just made up of a bunch of molecules yet I have a will and I can make this body of mine do stuff.
How bizarre! I'm a piece of earth but I'm animated! Since when does dirt get up and animate itself?
I enjoy designing software. I often admire those engineers who create robotic bio limbs for those people who have lost a natural limb.
Those engineers are designing something. Its a design! However cool and slick their end product works, its nothing like the one that they are replacing that was designed by the capital "C" Creator.
Favorite contradictions? Hmmm, how about the one where they get angry at Christians and ATTEMPT to somehow take away their faith by preaching so called proofs that God does not exist. Oh, and their normal spelling of "God" (It is wrong everytime you forget the capital 'G'), yet they criticize how Christians, supposedly, spell everything wrong. Oh, oh, oh...how about the one that says that Christians do not pay attention to science classes, yet they do not realize that their Big Bang theory is just a theory. Hahahahaha. My ribs are aching. XD
Check out this guy:
A so called skeptical atheist, right? This is what he posted in response to a "Psychic reading" (The second response):
In general, every time they sign a check, or simply, write down the date (They do not believe in the year of our Lord). Oh, and I wonder what they do on Christmas. Next time I go to a store during the Christmas season, I'll come up with data that shows at least one atheist Christmas shopping.
Master Maverick: You're funny.
Nicely put, my brother in Christ.
Read some great news today in the paper. Atheists are always stating that since the appendix apparently has no function that God must make mistakes.
But a team of doctors and scientists has found its function! It is a "breeding factory" for beneficial bacteria that live in the intestine and help to digest food! And it offers a "safe-haven for these bacteria when illness strikes and wipes out all the rest of the colonies.
NOW HEAR THIS ATHEISTS:
GOD MAKES NO MISTAKES!
Thanks! I needed that!
A sister in Christ.
Brilliant. :) Watch 'em squirm.
lets see how many contradictions that will be in the answers, this should be interesting!
So while they are espousing Atheism, they admit to being unscientific ( ipso facto), and therefore illogical to the Methods of Science. It's obviously important to them, many are here every single day preaching it.
They attribute logic to other things perhaps, but by definition they are irrational and faithful to their beliefs of God's existence.
I would not ask for logic from a people who are by definition wandering away from the very precepts they attest to, and yet living in the conflict of their own denial.
You cannot get a rational answer from such a person whose demeanor is set so deep in denial. They will rationalize their answers; some by avoiding the question, and some by denying the charge.
My favorite atheist contradiction is that they exist, but don't really have a valid explanation as to how or why. Even if you give them enough rope to accept their reason as to HOW they got here, ask them WHY? What is the meaning of life?
Most Christians can simply answer because God wanted a family. But WHY for atheists? What is the meaning of life to atheists?
John , regardless of how true or realistic those answers are.
tuberoot - while I am agnostic, and not a dedicated atheist, I can say that your view of atheists is quite misguided (though I was aware of that as soon as I read your "question"). I would absolutely love to believe that there is a heaven, that there is more to experience, after death...
...But there is zero evidence for it. In fact, the laws of nature kind of oppose the notion. So I just don't know, and I accept that I don't know. I have hopes, but I keep them realistic. I don't commit ideas to belief out of desperation, just because I like the way they sound.
Go to bed, Bible-thumper!! There's church tomorrow.
You really get off asking these questions, don't you? It's quite sad, really.
Anything we say here will be ridiculed or ignored by you, so there's no point in really giving you a serious answer. Yes, I am "avoiding the question" because to do otherwise would be pointless.
To the first answerer, it speaks volumes that you "needed" someone to put others down. It's sad that you need that to feel better about yourself.
You just made that up, didn't you?
Funny drivel.
*Okay, they don't need any proof to swallow what it is they believe. And yet they deny that emphatically. So therefore they are in denial about something they have no clue of; that's not scientific.
On the contrary, we don't believe because we have no proof. If there were proof, we would believe. Doing and not doing aren't the same sort of thing.
*So while they are espousing Atheism, they admit to being unscientific ( ipso facto), and therefore illogical to the Methods of Science. It's obviously important to them, many are here every single day preaching it.
Disproven in the previous statement. But we're 'preaching' reason so as to avoid a fundamentalist state, and to get the word out that religious thinking can be dangerous thinking.
The rest of it is based on the same faulty premise. Seriously, buddy, just take a step back. Stop believing in God and Christianity for six minutes while you digest the facts, and you'll see we're right.
Like atheists, you do not believe in the existence of Vishnu, Ganesh, Ra, Osiris, Zeus, Aphrodite, Cthulu, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Invisible Pink Unicorns. I don't either, but I place supreme faith in my Magic 8 Ball, and I expect that you should respect my faith. Let's run those Zarathustrians out of town, together!
That was an exceptional post! Thanks and God bless you for it!
This is serious business and i think Atheist need to reevaluate there moral compass.. They are very mean-spirited, evil and i might add rude..... Could you expect anything less, every breathe they take is a Sin.
Atheist contradictions? Well aren't you the pot calling the kettle black...and slandering anyone who isn't as blind and ignorant as you...how sad. Easier for you to mindlessly shoot your mouth off than to engage in a debate with any amount of substance, is it?
No proof? I hate to break it to you, but there's plenty of proof supporting evolution. Ignoring it (or more likely, claiming that it's impossible because you don't understand it) won't make it go away.
"In denial about something they have no clue of"...complete and utter gibberish. Stringing insulting words together does not a valid argument make, my friend.
Why don't you explain to me what these atheist contradictions are, and why you feel that your religion is one of such great virtue? Until you manage that, all you're doing is blathering.
Added: Oh? Tell me, was it difficult to put the shoe on the other foot, with your head that far up your @$$?
Rudy: Well, since someone finally bothered to post actual contradictions...
The first one you provided was not a contradiction. And as far as I can see, if what you meant to say was that they get angry at Christians for trying to convert them, then try to convert the Christians, there is fault on both sides, and the contradiction is by no means limited to atheists. After all, the Christians were the ones insisting that others believe as they do, in the first place. (Not that two wrongs make a right, I’m just saying that the offense in question is not limited to atheists.)
Not bothering to capitalize God’s nawander about definitionme does not compare to some of the spelling and grammar errors I’ve seen, more commonly from Christians than from atheists. Though to be fair, I have seen atheists who’ve made some rather atrocious errors, as well. Not surprisingly. It is as ignorant to say that you know there is no God as it is to say that you know there is one.
And if you’re not paying attention in science class, fine. Your loss. Yes, the Big Bang Theory is a theory. But unlike religion, it’s got evidence supporting it. That doesn’t make it a fact. Hell, I myself think they jumped the gun, on that one. It’s possible, but we don’t know nearly enough to say that that’s definitely how it happened. But like I said. Evidence. Real evidence. (Maybe all that not paying attention has rendered you unable to tell the difference between an educated guess and a random, irrational one.) That’s what science is all about. The search for truth. And next time you feel like criticizing it, try praying for light instead of using a light switch. Or pray yourself online, instead of turning on your computer. That’s the difference between science and religion. Science works.
Added: I see you've added more...well, now you're just getting ridiculous. The year is the year. It doesn't matter that it was based on religious beliefs. Some of us may not believe in Christianity, but that doesn't mean we don't believe in time. It's the year 2007. I can say that I believe the reason it is that year, is largely due to a myth, but that doesn't change the fact that our society has accepted it as the current year.
And Christmas? Don't make me laugh. You Christians stole that holiday from the pagans. There's plenty of debate about what time of the year Jesus was born, and it probably wasn't December 25. Ever wonder why Christmas and Easter are so close to the winter solstice, and vernal equinox, respectively? Pagan holidays. Until a bunch of Christians came along, and said, "We like what you're doing, we're going to steal it, and make it about Jesus." You've got no more right to celebrate it than any atheists. If you can take pagan holidays for whatever purpose you want, we can just as well use the same holidays for our own purposes. Unless you celebrate Christmas without decorating a tree or buying gifts, I wouldn't start to talk about other people contradicting themselves.
I'd take a look in the mirror, before talking about hypocrisy.
Try switching on the other brain cell
Atheism like Theism is a belief which needs no justification nor have any justification.
I assume you are not a Christian, because there is little instruction. Jesus ask his disciples to teach all nations, not to convert everyone. Jesus also taught that when you encounter non belief, you simply more on.
Answer: Christians are followers of Christ; they teach what Jesus taught them. Jesus never criticize atheists, so why are you>
yet you still believe in a book where donkeys and burning bushes talk.....
Oh the irony!
Well, i would like some proof that supports the statements in this rant.
Edit
"Are you sure you want to admit to being an Atheist after saying that?! lol"
I fail to grasp the meaning of that statement. I don't believe in god, therefore i am an atheist, it is as simple as that.
Edit
"doesn't necessarily mean that they are ranting"
It still looks like a rant to me.
CAN'T YOU DO BETTER THEN THAT????
lamo
You nailed it. This is a great example of their circular and faulty thinking.
They deny each piece of scientific evidence for creation on the grounds that it can't be true in the face of the "overwhelming" evidence to the contrary. They do this with each piece independently, and then declare there is no scientific evidence for creation. This is the same argument they use to keep a lot of it out of scientific journals (controlled by evolutionists) and then they claim we never publish anything in scientific journals.
Another one, I love how they view Creation as appealing to the miraculous, but then they believe in the Big Bang..with....no...apparent....cause? They never answer the question of what caused it. Their beliefs are require a LOT more faith in the miraculous than Creation does.
Wow, you're logic and reasoning are so bad they aren't even wrong. Congrats!
Here's another one for you: You are highly defensive. Your rebuttal? Deny it and prove me right. Admit it and I'm still right.
Here we go again.What is logical and rational about believing in gods,god,or goddesses?You fail to give us one scintilla of evidence for even a theory of deity or deities. How is that scientific? Please tell us about the scientific method and how it applies to proving there is a supreme being.
I have to agree with Phoenix. Let's see you prove him wrong.
Hateful atheist? Wow ,your question/rant was hateful!
Whaaa? Isn't this the same thing Atheist's say about Christian contradictions?
I haven't seen a rational answer from a Christian when face with the same question.
You entire post is based on the false assumption there is a scientific reason to consider the belief in a higher power:
The problem is, there is no scientific reason whatsoever to believe in a higher power.
Science explains the physical Universe around us. Faith in religion explains the existence of beings that are not part of the physical Universe.
Since the existence of God can never be proved scientifically, God can only exist in the minds of the religious who choose to embrace such beliefs.
The onus is not on me to prove God doesn't exist. The onus is on you to prove such a mythical being exist, since it is beyond the ability for science to answer.
Using your logwander about definitionic:
I can claim mole people live underneath my house and even though I cannot prove their existence scientifically, it would be up to everyone to prove they don't exist, simply because I make the claim.
Simply claiming the existence of something, doesn't make it fact. You need to provide empirical evidence to prove it's existence.
I find that some atheists actually really understand what the Bible is saying better than some Christians do and still refuse to accept what it says to be one of the greatest contradiction.
You're getting as bad as chosen by grace, just a thoughtless troll ranting on and on.
As to your question it is so fallacious it is not worth answering.
Was your reasoning inspired by God? It could be an addendum to the Bible itself! Perhaps you should wear a potato sack and walk around saying you are the new messiah.
Please find a contradiction in this:
Ethics is the branch of philosophy that studies the good. Once you know what the good is, you can form a moral code.
Religious ethics teaches that God tells us what the good is. You are moral if you follow what God tells you, even if it is irrational or if it contradicts reality.
In a rational philosophy the good is defined as everything that helps you to live and improve your life, without damaging someone else's life.
From this concept you get a rational moral code. In this code of morality, evil is everything that impedes you to live or detracts from your living better. This is how a thief commits an evil action because it detracts from someone's life.
Reason is the only tool that allows us to distinguish the real from the unreal, the true from the false, the just from the unjust, and the moral from the immoral.
We know that bad men do evil. But for good men to do evil, it takes faith!
There is no logical contradiction to not believing the obvious lies of religions. It takes a huge amount of denial to actually read the bible or koran and then pretend its not nonsense.
There was another member of this forum who told me that he believed in evolution, and said that there was scientific proof that existed that suggests that we evolved from some sort of alien life form...he also stated that he wholeheartedly believes in ghosts, and also other life in outer-space! Well....you can only imagine what my response back to him was....I mean....my being a christian and all!! Poor lost soul ) :
It boggles the imagination why one would believe in ghosts, but yet have no belief in "life after death" in heaven!
They say that life came from non living matter. When I say life came from a rock makes no sense, they say I dont understand evolution. And, they never claimed that life came from a rock.
I move my hand in front of my face and look at it. I think, how did I do that? I have a brain with a bundle of nerves running from it to my hand. But I wanted to move my hand. This is odd, I don't understand. I'm just matter. I'm just made up of a bunch of molecules yet I have a will and I can make this body of mine do stuff.
How bizarre! I'm a piece of earth but I'm animated! Since when does dirt get up and animate itself?
I enjoy designing software. I often admire those engineers who create robotic bio limbs for those people who have lost a natural limb.
Those engineers are designing something. Its a design! However cool and slick their end product works, its nothing like the one that they are replacing that was designed by the capital "C" Creator.
Favorite contradictions? Hmmm, how about the one where they get angry at Christians and ATTEMPT to somehow take away their faith by preaching so called proofs that God does not exist. Oh, and their normal spelling of "God" (It is wrong everytime you forget the capital 'G'), yet they criticize how Christians, supposedly, spell everything wrong. Oh, oh, oh...how about the one that says that Christians do not pay attention to science classes, yet they do not realize that their Big Bang theory is just a theory. Hahahahaha. My ribs are aching. XD
Check out this guy:
A so called skeptical atheist, right? This is what he posted in response to a "Psychic reading" (The second response):
In general, every time they sign a check, or simply, write down the date (They do not believe in the year of our Lord). Oh, and I wonder what they do on Christmas. Next time I go to a store during the Christmas season, I'll come up with data that shows at least one atheist Christmas shopping.
Master Maverick: You're funny.
Nicely put, my brother in Christ.
Read some great news today in the paper. Atheists are always stating that since the appendix apparently has no function that God must make mistakes.
But a team of doctors and scientists has found its function! It is a "breeding factory" for beneficial bacteria that live in the intestine and help to digest food! And it offers a "safe-haven for these bacteria when illness strikes and wipes out all the rest of the colonies.
NOW HEAR THIS ATHEISTS:
GOD MAKES NO MISTAKES!
Thanks! I needed that!
A sister in Christ.
Brilliant. :) Watch 'em squirm.
lets see how many contradictions that will be in the answers, this should be interesting!
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